“Really, just looking around, you feel a twinge of pity for the poor souls who succeeded in getting past the Pearly Gates. One can’t help but picture the lackluster VIP lounge in Heaven, a kind of nonalcoholic ice-cream social starring Harriet Beecher Stowe and Mahatma Gandhi. Hardly anyone’s idea of a “with-it” social register.” 

100% unrelated to Patriot’s day. We celebrated my parents’ freedom from tax season. With the help of my Aunt Lor of course. She supplied the bean burgers, corn on the cob, veg pasta salad and all the decor. I made the Martha Stewart Shortcake with blueberries, strawberries, and raspberries. Defuckinglicious.

So tru

Homemade Red Velvet Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting & Walnuts…. Yummm as usual

it’s worth it

(Source: to-open-ones-heart)

gaaraofsuburbia:

tctisi:

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.

WAIT

20:13

2013

2 funny

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